1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,206 Hey. Cheers is filmed Before a live studio audience. 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,840 Good afternoon, Everybody. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,376 Norm! Norm! 4 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:10,378 What'll you have, Normie? 5 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,681 1929 lafite-rothschild, Coach. 6 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,650 Or a beer--whatever Everyone else is having. 7 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,519 Hey, norm, we haven't Heard much lately 8 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,255 About your quest To sire an heir for The old throne. 9 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,923 So how goeth The baby-making? 10 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:26,494 Not good. Vera Thinks it's my fault She's not pregnant. 11 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,596 She says I'm not Trying hard enough. 12 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:31,365 Well, I hope before you Answered intemperately, norm, 13 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,534 You took into account Her frustration 14 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,003 In the old maternal Instinct department. 15 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:38,672 I said, "Drop dead In a ditch." 16 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:39,973 Perfect. 17 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,576 I used to think That sleeping was 18 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,812 The greatest Pleasure you could Have in bed. 19 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,547 Now I'm sure of it. 20 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,450 Hey, norm, What's the matter? 21 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:52,052 Don't you like having Sex with your wife? 22 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,387 We're not exactly What each other wants 23 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,389 In a sexual partner, You know? 24 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,826 For example, She wishes I looked a Little more like, uh... 25 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,128 Charles bronson. 26 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:03,097 And, uh, I wish She looked a little... 27 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,099 Less like Charles bronson. 28 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,308 * makin' your way In the world today * 29 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:17,445 * takes everything You've got * 30 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:20,214 * takin' a break From all your worries * 31 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,450 * sure would Help a lot * 32 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,787 * wouldn't you like To get away? * 33 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,359 * sometimes You want to go * 34 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:34,795 * where everybody Knows your name * 35 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:40,268 * and they're always Glad you came * 36 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,771 * you want to be Where you can see * 37 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,374 * our troubles Are all the same * 38 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,608 * you want to be * 39 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,711 * where everybody Knows your name * 40 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:54,348 * you want to go Where people know * 41 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,884 * people are all The same * 42 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,319 * you want to go * 43 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,455 * where everybody Knows your name ** 44 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:24,111 Carla, tell me what you think About this new cologne of mine. 45 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,046 What do you think? 46 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,415 I like it. 47 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:30,351 When will I be able To see again? 48 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,985 Thank you Very much, carla. 49 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,655 You got some customers Waiting for you over there. 50 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:35,689 Right away. 51 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:38,759 Someone want to lead me To them, please? 52 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,160 White wine, please. 53 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,429 White wine. 54 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,897 Uh, coach... I'll handle this one. 55 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,333 There you go. 56 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,867 I hope this is not Going to embarrass you Too much,, 57 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,436 But I just Got to tell you 58 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:52,139 You have the most Beautiful eyes that I have ever seen. 59 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,342 Well, I kind of Get flustered, 60 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:57,378 But that's nice To hear. 61 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:00,013 If I were To tell you you had A beautiful body, 62 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,715 Would you hold it Against me? 63 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,151 Gee, even I've Heard that one. 64 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,754 I don't seem to be Doing too well with My patter tonight. 65 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,390 Maybe I ought to just Rely on my looks. 66 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,124 Have you seen this one? 67 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,893 Ha ha! Oh, you. 68 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:16,330 I guess I'm just a sucker For sophistication. 69 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,332 Now that I've charmed Your socks off, 70 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:21,101 You want to go out to Dinner with me tonight? 71 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,637 You know a place where They don't require socks? 72 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,373 I'll bet I can find one. 73 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,140 What do you say? Shall we? 74 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,244 I can't leave just yet. I came by to see somebody. 75 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,645 Ah. Who? 76 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,913 Amanda? 77 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,114 Diane! 78 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,583 Hi! 79 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,454 So you two Know each other, huh? 80 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:43,924 Nothing gets by This guy. 81 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:48,329 Sam, this is my friend Amanda boyer. 82 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,931 Amanda, this is My friend sam malone. 83 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,367 Well, you're going to Have to excuse us here. 84 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,503 I think we're on Our way out to dinner. 85 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,438 Actually, I came by To see you. 86 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,273 You want to have Lunch sometime? 87 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,375 Lunch sometime. 88 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,010 Are you two Going out together? 89 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,513 Ooh, you're pretty sharp Yourself there, diane. 90 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,982 Uh...Before you do, Could I speak with you 91 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,384 About a problem, sam? 92 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,919 Trouble in the back room. 93 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,054 You're not gonna Talk about me, Are you? 94 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,089 Don't be silly. 95 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,658 That woman's a mess. 96 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,831 Don't go out with her. 97 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,232 Why not? 98 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:28,001 Well...I can't Tell you now. 99 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,903 Just trust me For once. 100 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,706 You're going to Have to give me Some kind of hint. 101 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:36,877 I really can't say anything. 102 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:40,414 Oh, I can't Believe you're so Blatantly jealous. 103 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:44,318 You still can't stand The sight of me with Another woman, huh? 104 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:45,753 My heart goes out 105 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:49,357 To any living creature In your company. 106 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,058 You know, one of These days, 107 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,861 You're gonna wise up And realize that If you want a chance 108 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,563 Of getting back Together with me, 109 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,931 You're gonna have To start talking A little nicer. 110 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,132 Sam. 111 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,434 Mm-hmm? 112 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:04,071 You are An unmitigated Egomaniac. 113 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,039 Too little, too late. 114 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,610 Good night. 115 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,884 You know, normie, I was Just thinking, 116 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,820 When you and vera Do have the baby, 117 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,989 You're gonna have to give The kid a name, right? 118 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:25,626 Yeah, we're toying with The idea of naming it. 119 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:28,362 Well, when it comes time To name the baby, 120 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,897 You should Consider barry. 121 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,099 Why? What's so special About barry? 122 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,903 He's a wiz with names, cliff. He gave me my nickname. 123 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,405 Coach? 124 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:38,739 What? 125 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,309 Uh, never mind. 126 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:44,378 As I was saying, norm, 127 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:47,114 Barry gave me My nickname--coach. 128 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,849 Gee, that was inventive. 129 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,852 You were a coach, So he called you coach. 130 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,687 You know, you're Probably right, larry, 131 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,524 Because I always thought He gave me the name 132 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,059 Because I never flew First-class. 133 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,099 We're not going to need Barry's help, coach. 134 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,569 We already have A whole list of names To fight over. 135 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,438 We're gonna wait Till the baby's born 136 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,673 And fight over boy names Or girl names. 137 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,242 Norm, you don't have to Wait till the baby's born 138 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,744 To figure out a name 139 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,846 If you use, You know, sonar. 140 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:22,816 Well, yeah. Sonar is A beautiful name. 141 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:25,686 Hey, everybody. 142 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,855 Sam. Well, What happened? 143 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,623 That was An awfully long Dinner. 144 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,124 Oh, this is pitiful, 145 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,827 You wearing your heart On your sleeve like that. 146 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,430 Oh! How did you And amanda get along? 147 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,898 Well, she's ok, I guess. 148 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,534 Not triple "A", But food was good, 149 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,471 And she's got pretty Good table manners. 150 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:45,539 High praise From a man who thinks 151 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:48,341 Mashed potatoes Are a finger food. 152 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:52,980 So you didn't make any plans To see each other again? 153 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,616 You know, I like it when A woman's hot for me, 154 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,150 But this is ridiculous. 155 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,119 It's none of your Business, but if You must know, 156 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,854 Yeah, I was thinking About calling her again. 157 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:04,758 Oh, no! I wish Frasier weren't at 158 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,495 That nerve ending Symposium. 159 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:11,298 I...Well, I guess I have To tell you the truth. 160 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:14,502 Amanda and I Became friends at... 161 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,870 A place. 162 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,972 Ooh, that's Pretty fascinating. 163 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,642 You're going to Have to fill me in On that later. 164 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:24,177 The place was Golden brook. 165 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,914 The booby hatch? 166 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:30,484 Oh, no! She looked so normal. 167 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:34,154 What, were you guys Cellmates or something? 168 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,424 There are no cells At golden brook. 169 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,627 I was there Of my own volition, 170 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,995 As were a lot Of other normal people 171 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,598 Who just needed A little time to rest 172 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,734 And sort out Their feelings 173 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:50,303 Under constant Psychiatric supervision. 174 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,740 Ahh. 175 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,308 I shouldn't even be Talking to you. 176 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,177 Maybe I'm being An alarmist. 177 00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:00,213 She wouldn't be out If she still had problems. 178 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,615 You're out. 179 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:09,590 What exactly is wrong With that kid? 180 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,592 Oh...I didn't Want to tell you 181 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,994 Because we were in Group therapy together, 182 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,864 And I didn't want to Violate her confidence. 183 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:19,166 I guess I have to Tell you now. 184 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,502 Please don't ever tell Another living soul. 185 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,704 No. 186 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:27,608 Amanda is obsessive With men. 187 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,843 Oh, my god, no! 188 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,813 Wait a second. Wait a second. 189 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,583 What does that mean, exactly? She likes men a lot? 190 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,451 When she decides She wants a man, 191 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:41,521 She develops an Excessive preoccupation 192 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,790 And possessiveness 193 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,692 And becomes Totally irrational. 194 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,927 Oh, you mean kind of Like you...Landa. 195 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:50,731 Yulanda johnson. You don't know her. Very obsessive woman. 196 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:55,936 She is nothing Like "Yulanda." 197 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,205 Whatever. Listen, I wasn't thinking about it, 198 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,608 But if I ever do Go out with her again, 199 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:03,443 First sign of trouble, I'll back off. Ok? 200 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,579 Wait a second. Um... 201 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:09,416 What's an example of Obsessive behavior? 202 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:13,320 Mom, dad, There he is-- 203 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,789 The man I'm gonna marry. 204 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:20,027 This is An example. 205 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:36,309 Sam, these are My parents, 206 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,545 Mona and todd. 207 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,913 Hello, sam. 208 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,250 We've heard So much about you. 209 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,952 When? 210 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:48,756 On the drive over here. It was a long drive, 211 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,391 And I feel like I know you. 212 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,160 Oh, daddy, stop it. 213 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,162 Mom and dad came by To visit me, 214 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,898 And I thought it'd be nice For them to meet you. 215 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,934 Amanda, can I Have a word with You in private? 216 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,370 Hi, amanda. Mona, todd. 217 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,538 Uh, sam, I need To talk to you 218 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,974 About The inventory. 219 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,642 We'll be Right back. 220 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,511 That girl looks familiar. 221 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:14,081 Is she the one I met On basket day? 222 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,415 Mm-hmm. 223 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:18,551 What were you Going to do when I interrupted? 224 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,922 I was gonna get Rid of her before This gets serious. 225 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,490 Sammy, better Get out there. 226 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,159 She's picking out Silver patterns With her parents. 227 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,662 Yeah, look, and tell them Fleurs-de-lis are passé. 228 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,397 They won't listen to me. 229 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,099 Yeah. Ha ha! 230 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:37,637 Uh, we're trying to have A private conversation. 231 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,773 We're not trying To be nosy, I swear. 232 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,142 Just go on about Your business. 233 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,511 Oh, very well. 234 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:48,782 You can't give her Some standard Prearranged speech 235 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,650 You have For dumping women. 236 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,353 I do not have a Standard prearranged speech 237 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,621 For dumping women. 238 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,724 Every situation Is different. 239 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,426 For example, the speech I dumped you with 240 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,194 Would be Totally inappropriate. 241 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,133 I don't think You dumped me. 242 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,902 Well, you see? That was the beauty of it. 243 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,372 Come on! Give me Credit, will you, 244 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,441 For knowing that I Couldn't possibly have 245 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,509 One speech For every situation. 246 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,245 Yeah. He's got six. 247 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:22,215 Yeah. Sammy, I think This one calls For number three-- 248 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,752 "It's times like These I'm ashamed To be a man." 249 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,586 Get out! 250 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,255 Let's wait a minute Here, diane. 251 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,323 Sam's a very close Personal friend. 252 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,826 He's in a crisis now, And I just don't think-- 253 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,662 Ok. Have a couple Of beers on me. 254 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,130 Ok. 255 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,842 Sammy, you know Where to find us 256 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,744 If you need any help. 257 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,015 Oh, boy. 258 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:58,485 Sam, that woman Out there is Very vulnerable. 259 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:03,023 Whatever you say To her has to be Sensitive and real. 260 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,291 Mm. 261 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,094 Otherwise, The consequence Could be horrendous. 262 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,398 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you Mean by that? 263 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:16,636 Well, she could do Something ghastly again. 264 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,038 You don't mean... 265 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,439 Yeah. She could try To kill herself. 266 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:22,709 Oh, thank god! I thought I was In danger there. 267 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,244 No, no! That's not What I meant. 268 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,279 You're making me a Nervous wreck here. 269 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,015 Just tell me What to say to her 270 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,050 So she doesn't Hurt herself, And I'll say it. 271 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,584 Well, I wish I knew. 272 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,786 Come on, come on. 273 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,789 Well, she'll try To manipulate you. 274 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,858 Be strong. Don't waver. 275 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:41,128 And ease into The rejection gently. 276 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,930 Ok. You think That will work? 277 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,332 Well, if not, Have a nice honeymoon. 278 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,937 Oh... 279 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,713 Hi. I'm sorry to keep you And your folks waiting. 280 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,350 That's ok. They like you a lot. 281 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,586 You make a wonderful First impression. 282 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,421 Well, it's my best one. 283 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,390 Uh, amanda, I-- 284 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,325 Please! Please don't Dump me. 285 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,627 Please, sam. Please. 286 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,964 Give me Another chance. 287 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,465 I shouldn't have Brought my parents. 288 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,034 That was just stupid And impulsive of me. 289 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,669 And I don't even Like them. 290 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,371 I'm gonna Get rid of them. 291 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:28,108 Wait, wait. I was Just gonna say... 292 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:32,379 I wonder if they would Like to have a drink. 293 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,747 Oh? 294 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,749 Oh. Ha ha ha! 295 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,886 No, thank you. They don't drink, 296 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,921 But thank you for Thinking of them. 297 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,223 You're welcome. Then I was gonna say-- 298 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,293 No, no! Please, sam. Please. 299 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:49,362 Would you just please let me Finish what I was gonna say 300 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,564 Before you jump To conclusions? 301 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,267 Just sit down And don't say anything. 302 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,502 I'm sorry. 303 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,238 It's ok. 304 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,776 Amanda... 305 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:07,447 I like you, And I respect you too much 306 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,182 Not to be honest. 307 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,651 Now, I'm sorry If I misled you, 308 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:16,389 But I just don't Want to pursue This relationship. 309 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,066 Ooh, I'm So embarrassed... 310 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,401 And ashamed... 311 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,037 And tired. 312 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,272 Oh, I'm very tired. 313 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:36,843 I'm--I'm sorry, sam, For everything. 314 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,079 Good-bye, sam. 315 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,681 Are you, uh, Are you all right? 316 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,616 Oh, sure. 317 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,818 It--it's my fault. 318 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,255 You are such a nice guy. 319 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:51,058 Please, Don't blame yourself 320 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:54,294 For anything That has ever happened. 321 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:04,904 Or anything That's going to happen. 322 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,341 Whoa, whoa! Wait A second here, now. 323 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,777 What do you mean By that? 324 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:16,649 Sam, you don't Have to worry about me Anymore, remember? 325 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,318 We're through. 326 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,021 But I didn't mean The bad through. 327 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,090 I meant The good through. 328 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,858 What's the good through? 329 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:30,263 Well, that's where We would go out To dinner right now 330 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,534 And then maybe Have a drive Down the cape 331 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,937 And, uh, maybe Even see each other Tomorrow, huh? 332 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,641 The cape would be Pretty tonight. 333 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,643 I'd like that, sam. 334 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:48,148 Well, there. You see how fun Through can be? 335 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,283 I'll get my parents, 336 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,520 And we'll drop them off At some bus stop. 337 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,559 You have another date With her, right? 338 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,728 Well, no, I wouldn't Call it exactly a date. 339 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,731 It's more like a... Lifetime commitment. 340 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,213 My goodness, norman. You and vera have compiled 341 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,216 Quite an extensive list Of baby names. 342 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,219 Yeah. We think up names While we make love. 343 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,990 It sort of helps To pass the time. 344 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:37,030 May I suggest That you add one more To the boys list? 345 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,299 My favorite Has always been toby. 346 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:43,570 Toby? Why don't you Just name him precious 347 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,074 Or pumpkin pie And be done with it? 348 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,709 You know, my ex may Not be a class act, 349 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,145 But he's got a first-rate Male name--nick. 350 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,546 Well, it's on the List here--nick. 351 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,547 Oh, good. 352 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,184 You ought to have Sam down there. 353 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,152 Sam's here, coach, Right next to ernie. 354 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,488 Oh, thank you, norm. 355 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,757 Looks like my buddy's Got all the bases Covered here, huh? 356 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,958 Yup. 357 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,860 Where's, uh... Where's my name? 358 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,062 What? 359 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,164 Clifford. Where's clifford? 360 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,766 Come on. 361 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,102 Name a kid cliff? 362 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,869 Have a heart, Will you? 363 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,438 Well, hey, look, norm, 364 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,108 You got every other Male name down there Except, eh, zeus. 365 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,743 Zeus. I like that. Zeus. 366 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,315 Oh, hey, diane, You're back. Good. 367 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,250 I think you might be Interested to know 368 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,552 I finally handled That sticky situation With amanda, 369 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,822 And I did it in A way that will make You very proud of me. 370 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,124 Really? 371 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,725 Yeah. Oop, got to go. 372 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,336 Diane... 373 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,907 I know that sam would not Have wanted a big fuss... 374 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:59,279 But shouldn't we Have some sort of Funeral for him? 375 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,284 Good lord. 376 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,355 Amanda, I think We'd better Straighten this out. 377 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,589 Sam. 378 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,093 Sam, open the door. We have to talk. 379 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,095 Is the freak Show gone yet? 380 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,597 Oh, hi. Uh... 381 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,232 We haven't been Introduced yet. 382 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,000 I'm ed, sam's Twin brother. 383 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,869 I'm here To handle The estate. 384 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,204 Oh, boy. 385 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,308 Twin brother. What a trick, huh? 386 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,477 That's why he's the boss. 387 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,384 I can't believe you Did this to me, sam. 388 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:41,988 I'm sorry, amanda. I know It was stupid and cruel. 389 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,056 I could have Handled it better. 390 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,359 I guess I could have Pretended to be sick 391 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,328 For a few days first. 392 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,066 You don't have to Apologize, sam. 393 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,868 I do. 394 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,905 I put you in A terrible spot. 395 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,240 Amanda... 396 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,475 Don't despair. 397 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:07,280 Just when my life Seemed to be its darkest, 398 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,249 I met frasier crane 399 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:12,652 And discovered love doesn't Have to hurt you. 400 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,787 Yeah. You can sleep Right through it. 401 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,828 I made a lot of Mistakes here, sam, 402 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,830 And I have a history 403 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,166 Of being wrong About men. 404 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,168 But I know It's different 405 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,504 This time with you. 406 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,507 No matter What happens, 407 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,910 I'll never stop Loving you. 408 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,513 Till the day I die, 409 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,283 You'll always Be mine. 410 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,853 Well, this is going Pretty well, 411 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,255 Wouldn't you say? 412 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,523 Amanda, I didn't Want to do this, 413 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,525 But I have to tell you Something now 414 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,395 That will change The way you feel about sam. 415 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,764 Nothing you could Ever say 416 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:01,200 Would change the way I feel about him. 417 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,035 Except this. 418 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,571 Except nothing. 419 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,274 No matter what You ever do, 420 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:11,177 No matter where You ever go, 421 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:14,414 I'll never get over you. 422 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,385 Amanda, do you Remember the man 423 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,187 I used to talk about In group therapy? 424 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,122 Ralph? 425 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,791 This is ralph. 426 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,231 Sam is ralph? 427 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,002 That's right. 428 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,006 The man to whom You just pledged Your undying love 429 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,708 Is ralph. 430 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:45,378 Well, he can't Hold me to that. 431 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,448 If they won't let me Sign contracts 432 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,583 Or have a credit card Or vote, 433 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,353 Then I am not responsible For hysterical hogwash 434 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:56,289 That I babbled In the back room of a bar! 435 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,928 Thank you for Saving me, diane. 436 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,331 Ohh! 437 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,138 Sam, I will Think of you... 438 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:16,743 Every time I see Something scurry Under the sink. 439 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,487 I--I don't mean To seem ungrateful... 440 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,889 What exactly did you Say about me 441 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,391 In this group therapy? 442 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,059 I told them The truth. 443 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,260 For instance? 444 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,697 Oh, I don't want to Get into this. 445 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:41,734 I made a lot Of mistakes myself. 446 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,103 I was not a perfect Girlfriend. 447 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:47,239 No. Come on. I want To know what lousy things 448 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,308 These people know About me. 449 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,778 Oh...I told them About christmas. 450 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:55,014 That again? What is wrong with Giving steak knives? 451 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:57,116 I give them to my mother, And she loves them. 452 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,486 I give them to you, And I never hear The end of it! 453 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,722 Sam, for heaven's sakes, I was your lover! 454 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,492 You could have given me Something more personal. 455 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,960 What did you give me For christmas? A scarf. 456 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,497 What's so personable About that? 457 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,665 I knit it myself. 458 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,101 And I had to Take took classes To learn how. 459 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,704 I sent away For the cashmere Months in advance 460 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,939 Just to get that Particular grade. 461 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,374 I consulted a colorist 462 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,643 To determine The best colors for you, 463 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:27,880 And I hand-dyed The fabric myself! 464 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,018 Yeah, well, I would have Made the steak knives, 465 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:36,723 Except I hocked my forge To buy the bar. 466 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,324 What else? 467 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,659 Ohh... 468 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,694 I told them About the time 469 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,895 I was laid up With the flu 470 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,431 And you didn't Visit me once. 471 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,632 That--that-- 472 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,034 And you sent me Second-hand flowers 473 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,136 For valentine's day. 474 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,804 Well, I was Nowhere near-- 475 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,507 Do you want to Hear this or not? 476 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,509 I told them About the time I cooked you 477 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:59,446 A seven-course Szechuan dinner For your birthday, 478 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,481 And you had a burger On the way over. 479 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,583 I remember that. There was an explanation. 480 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,518 I just can't remember What it was. 481 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:08,688 And the time you lied About a relative dying 482 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:12,992 So you could go Skiing and debauching With your buddies? 483 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:16,729 You still don't see The humor in that? 484 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,335 I wanted to spend The day with you 485 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,337 After our first Night together, 486 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,707 And you went To a football game. 487 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,877 It wasn't a football game. 488 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,546 The winners went To the playoffs. 489 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:36,082 Oh, just forget it! 490 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,184 I'm sorry. 491 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,487 What? 492 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,988 I'm sorry. 493 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:47,460 I did the best I could When I was with you. 494 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:50,630 I mean, you're right. I have blind spots, 495 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,398 And I'm not A very good boyfriend, 496 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:55,735 But I've never tried Harder with any woman In my life. 497 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,136 I mean, we had Some bad times, 498 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,839 But I tell you, The good times with you 499 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,475 Were some of the best Of my life. 500 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:13,520 That's the nicest thing You've ever said to me. 501 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,987 Diane, I-- 502 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,189 No, sam, stop. I want To get out of here 503 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,559 Before you say Something stupid That ruins it. 504 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,027 I'm not gonna Ruin it-- 505 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:23,195 No, no, no. Now, stop. Don't ruin it. 506 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,396 I'm not gonna ruin it! 507 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,198 Shh shh shh shh! 508 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:32,204 Oh, yeah, That would have ruined it. 509 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,473 Oh, would it ever!